So I was walking as fast as I could to escape the cold weather and as I was going up the stairs of the underground passage that is leading to the main street opposite to Jordan University I was stopped by this guy who I thought was selling something. Turned out he was following me. And I had to spend 30 mins freezing and waiting for this guy to finish talking, I of course interrupted him every couple of minutes with the usual “ok it was really nice meeting you” but that was in vain.
30 minutes, talking about himself, his family, his personality, hinting and complimenting me for I’m someone he chased from JU’s main gate running after me until I finally slowed down a little on the stairs. As any typical guy, and I’m sorry guys but I have to say this, he never done that before! he was never this bold even though he has the habit of hanging out at JU and checking out girls (he didn’t say that literally but I got it), according to him. And as a typical sensitive kind of guys, he had to use verses and proverbs he read somewhere.
I think I knew too much about him, about his mother and where she’s from, about his sisters, and his horoscope, how romantic he is…etc etc the man was the most talkative person I’ve ever met. I wonder why didn’t I just snap at him and walk away, I should learn how to do that some day. He eventually managed to give me his business card, and I made it clear that I’m never gonna call him but he kept begging me to do so. I could still hear him talking even after I walked away.
By the way, before he says anything, he handed me a paper with the services the office he works provide, obviously to draw my attention because as soon as I stopped semi-running he gave other papers which he said are poems he wrote which he doesn’t want me to show to anyone (but I’m gonna show you because I think it just can’t get any more embarrassing or weird). Hours after I got home, I found out that what he gave me is what I can call a marriage-resume. It consist of 3 pages all of which are posted below. I don’t know if it’s mean or not but his resume or whatever cracked me up (and my room-mate and her friend).
OMG,what a resume!!
and you refused! la2 ma ilik 7a2 sara7a.
bs too bad u r not an arabic teacher shaden :p
LOL @ Nice handwriting , what is the use of knowing that he writes good researches and so??
and not to distract this post from the main issue here , but what is the thing of writing “jordan first!!” while presenting a marriage resume??
allah ykhalilna ne3mit el 3aGel jad.
the scanned version is not clear at all!
BUT can I ask why you stood there for THRITY minutes listening to him blab if you weren’t interested (And I know for sure you weren’t so there is no need for you to get snippy with me halla2 :D) … so yeah, take your own advice up there and next time you come across another candidate don’t waste your time nor his! 7aram, giving him false hopes! lol…
What’s wrong with a resume though? Indians do that
lol Iman, believe me when I tell you, I gave him no false hope, if anything, I showed him that I’m not the least impressed and every 5 minutes of him talking I’d mention that I really need to go and that it was nice meeting him but he wouldn’t give up. I was just being nice, after all he didn’t do me any wrong so there was no need for acting mean. But now that I know what he wants, and that he’s not promoting any product or service, he can’t do this again.
mabrooook
I couldn’t read a single word from the posted images that you call copies :@
Bas ya 7aram tarakteeh be7ki ma3 7alo el zalameh
Hada sheklo wage3 el meskeen.
lol, I just noticed, does the first phrase in the first page say “Burj Al Qaws”? HAHAHA!!!
Hamzeh, sorry about that, but if you enlarge you can read parts of it. And yes that was burj al qaws lol maybe I’ll rescan it or something.
Sounds like a real dope. At least he’s willing to show his patriotism (”Jordan first”) in order to woo a girl. That’s got to get them every time.
That must be one of the funniest things ever..7aram..
that happened to me once as well but i was just way too shocked to let the guy finish…it was something i must say. Its just sad that they have to go to this extent to find themselves a girl.
if you want here’s the post i made when i was in your situation… http://dragonsvamp.wordpress.com/2006/01/09/an-example-of-idiocracy-in-jordan/
lol
30 min? had e7sasless!
bas sheklek daya3te 3ala 7alek wa7ad lo26ah :p
this is so sick
I cant believe he kept u for 30mins! Hopefully u will learn to grow thicker skin and just walk away :p
mish ma3gool… shikloh wad3oh 9e3eb! w ana min hon bahdeeh o’3niyyet: el nhardah fara7i ya ged3an… especially especially especially el maq6a3 elli be2ool feeh:
لقيتها ماشية مشيت وراها
قلت لازم أعيش معاها
عارÙين قلتلها إيه؟
بعد إذن سيادتك
أنا معجب بسعادتك
a36eeeni 3a6eb
LOOOL
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAH jd b7azen!!!!!u know ana lma yseer m3ee heak mosta7eeeeel asta7mel kelmeh bdalnee mashyeh el wa7d msh na2so 3′ba!hehe l2 o she3er kman ya 7beebe! o bshra7lek 3n borjo hada elee na2es
hl2 i kara2et elee katboo hahaha B7KEELEK mowasafato
1-tho 3aynayen makeratayn sa7eratan yjma3na kol el asrar WALA ESHE! 2-HAHAH ma3′roooor (wade7)3-yo7eb el fatayt katheeran o moree7 kan3oomat el ward ..
lesa ma enkardo elee heak la 7awala wala kowata ela bella!