Top Ten Signs You’re Daughter Still Won’t Get Married (ATS)

27Nov08

In the spirit of top ten lists, here’s a sequel to Top Ten Signs Your Daughter is not Getting Married Any Time Soon. Hope you find it funny!

Tip: Read from bottom up

Why your daughter still won’t get married any time soon?

1- She doesn’t take crap from anyone

2- She wants a secure, stable life BEFORE she gets married

3- Older women warn their sons that “she has a mind of her own”

4- She has guy friends

5- She’s been with at least two guys who said they aspire to become presidents and/or want to dominate the world!

6- She reads a lot and honestly believes that everything is debatable

7- She’s thinking about Gaza, Iraq and Lebanon more than her plans for the weekend

8- She has her own place and insists on paying when she’s out with a guy

9- She says she wants to see the world first!

10- She still doesn’t cook

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7 Responses to “Top Ten Signs You’re Daughter Still Won’t Get Married (ATS)”


  1. 1 LostWithin Posted November 27th, 2008 - 6:40 am

    hahahaha!!
    True !

  2. 2 Dave Posted November 27th, 2008 - 8:45 am

    She sounds pretty hot to me. ;)

  3. 3 CHE Posted November 27th, 2008 - 8:47 am

    LOL
    ya lahwiii :D

    the only sign i differ with is that i love to cook.

    bad bad bad bad bad

    :p ..

  4. 4 Ashwaq Posted November 27th, 2008 - 10:54 am

    OH BOY !! hahahahah I’m not gonna get married loooool
    I loved point #3,#8 nowaaaaay that’s too much

  5. 5 Travis Stark Posted November 27th, 2008 - 6:46 pm

    I don’t think my wife takes crap from anyone and she’s still married. Anyways, this is an awesome top ten list. If you want to post this list or just like top ten lists in general, you should check out my buddy’s new site http://www.toptentopten.com/.

  6. 6 Anonymous Posted November 28th, 2008 - 8:30 pm

    LOL @ CHE

    Brilliant, SC! I liked the idea!

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Shaden Posted December 1st, 2008 - 9:06 am

    :D
    This list applies to Arab girls only!

    Thanks for stopping by.

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