After Jad has posted why a guy should not marry a blogger, and Khalidah replied with why a woman should not marry a blogger, Iman asked me to write this 
10- You can express how you feel in a poem
9- You can always say what you want in a post instead of waiting forever for him to “be in the mood” to listen.
8- You can compete on monthly blog’s traffic… and who’s better at keeping secrets
7- When you fight, you can remove him from your blogroll
6- To make up after a fight, go to his latest post and say that you agree with him, never mind about the subject, he’ll still appreciate it.
5- He will design your blog for you, either that or you will post about him being mean and jealous of your success.
4- You demand that he links to your blog everytime he mentions the words: my wife, love, “your name”, cup cake, pumpkin, honey, baby…etc or else you’ll accuse him of being ashamed of you or your blog.
3- You get to be linked to more often, especially when he’s hiding something from you.
2- Getting married to him is a backward process; you read for him, you fall in love with him, you talk, you decide to get married, and then you meet. Sounds retarded but it’s heavenly.
1- You will love him for how he thinks not how he looks, who he really is and not what he pretends to be infront of you, what he does and not what he brags about to impress you.
Shaden, weren’t you supposed to make poetry out of my name?LOL
7- When you fight, you can remove him from your blogroll
awww, so cute!
6- To make up after a fight, go to his latest post and say that you agree with him, never mind about the subject, he’ll still appreciate it.
Actually, you don’t have to write anything, just
4- You demand that he links to your blog everytime he mentions the words: my wife, love, “your nameâ€, cup cake, pumpkin, honey, baby…etc or else you’ll accuse him of being ashamed of you or your blog.
LOOL …and what will you do if he happens to do the same everytime he mentions nag, nagging, nakAd, nekdeh, headache, pain…
2- Getting married to him is a backward process; you read for him, you fall in love with him, you talk, you decide to get married, and then you meet. Sounds retarded but it’s heavenly.
And then after you meet you lose interest :p …
Great stuff … but what will happen when they start doing the things in my list?
Iman, I for incredible, M for marvelous, A for amazing, and N for….not funny
Khalidah, you remove him from your blogroll, you never ever link to him again and then you steal his blog’s password and delete his spam karma plugin lol
HAHAHAHAHA
Sounds good wallah
LOL! But the last point sounded serious, now add that to the checklist
I loved it!
” You demand that he links to your blog everytime he mentions the words: my wife, love, “your nameâ€, cup cake, pumpkin, honey, baby…etc or else you’ll accuse him of being ashamed of you or your blog.”
I agree , but the list is much longer
“Getting married to him is a backward process; you read for him, you fall in love with him, you talk, you decide to get married, and then you meet. Sounds retarded but it’s heavenly.”
yeh it is heavenly , I loved this one , its sooooooooooooo true
Your perfect reasons for not marrying a blogger outweighs the ones for marrying a blogger..
The perfection in choice of words for not marrying a blogger was extreme..
anyways….what about the HNT’s…she will post..did u mention them there..
Beware the humorous verse. It will teach you some lessons.